Another month is coming to an end and there was no shortage of stupidity this month past. I am really starting to wonder howe some people manage to get through the day let alone life. Where did manners, respect and common courtesy go? As always brace yourself, the emails are special.
Can I discuss the non-sexual services, such as clothing requests and other non-sexual fetishes?
Are you looking for a pizza or a date? Some things are best left unscripted and chemistry is one of them.
Hi, I only wanted to make inquiries about your services before making any booking, I don’t want to book without knowing all details of your services of what’s restricted and if you would allow anything that is not mentioned? Just like a person would not buy a house or car without knowing all details.
Any human with a brain can read between the lines that you are looking for unsafe acts and I for one am NOT interested.
Hey there I am Xxxxx from Winnipeg. This is my first time and so I am a little nervous. Actually I would like to start with a roleplay where you are mymom and I am your fresh young virgin son. The scenario goes like this : you need help finding something in the kitchen dressed only in a red or purple robe with no panties, I will try to help you and come closer to you. So close that you can feel my hot breath on your neck, I will move more closer and you will protest saying ” but I am your mother honey, you are not gonna do that,”. You will protest and try to stop me. If you feel you can fulfill my fantasy before I am in my twenties then please reply to discuss about donations
Someone new to this would never send an email like this, the first time they contact a lady. No where do i advertise role play so why on earth even message me?
Waiting for ur call I wan start Tuesday
Kinda at a loss for this one as I’m not hiring….
i hope we can arrange a date on your next visit.
I have a residence in IaSalle about 15mins from downtown Windsor. Would you offer a 2hr rendezvous? Also I would have my 1yr old here. He would be asleep by the time you would arrive. Would that be an issue?
I have no fucking words for this, except no FUCKING way – are you crazy?
Sorry. You are too pricey for me and have no pics to see apart from a few. I am a visual person and body, sad to say, matters to me, especially tit size and pussy.
So basically you want to see everything upfront for free and then never book. Move along pic collector.
As you can see September had no shortage of stupidity. I really need to know WTF some people are thinking when they hit send. Let’s hope October is calmer….