It’s that time where I share some of the bizarre and out there emails I have received as of late. Everytime one of these gems graces my inbox, I shake my head in amazement of the fact that someone actually had the idea to send it. Hi there, I’m...
Monthly Archives: April 2015

Booking and Policies….
As of late it seems people are either too lazy to read my website / advertisements or they think by pestering me, my policies will change. I have news for you, the policies I have in place are firm. They are what keep me safe and if you don’t...

A whole new level of being a fucktard….
So today, I was fortunate enough to have the email below grace my inbox. Aside from being appalled and disgusted at first, it then turned into laughter. Really smart to email a professional for something you want for free, even better the list of activities are so out there,...

Something to Make You Smile….
Saw this video and just had to share….cute, creative and just makes you happy….Perfect for a Friday afternoon smile….

Happy Easter….
Good afternoon, I just wanted to take a moment and wish everyone a warm and wonderful Easter. Enjoy the day with friends, family, loved ones and all that Chocolate. I hope the bunny treated you well. Happy Easter…. xoxo Emily

April Showers….
Good morning everyone, Welcome to April, where by now it should feel like spring, however with seeing snow fall two days ago, its hard to hold out hope that I will get to experience spring anywhere. The month of rainfall and hopefully open toed shoes has arrived (or so...

Happy April Fools Day….
Good morning, May you enjoy the first day of April, with not to many practical jokes…. Happy April Fools Day! xoxo Emily
